Here are some common things to avoid when you are in company of your wife or girlfriend.

1. Calm down
2. Why are you torturing yourself unnecessarily?
3. From where did you learn how to parallel park?
4. If you think it is worthy then I feel it must be worthy.
5. Relax and don’t make everything a big deal.
6. What makes you think it was not hilarious at all? I am afraid you don’t have any sense of humor.
7. Please stop asking me how I feel about you. You already know it, Right?
8. You look fine and stop worrying, you are not the center of attention anyhow.
9. Get over it and move on.
10. You are way too sensitive.
11. That’s what you heard, but I did not say that.